WARNING: NOT AT ALL YOUR AVERAGE ZOMBIE READ
When there is no more room in Haeven, the zombies and brains will fall to Earth!
Honestly….I have no idea how to rate this…..BUT HERE’S A REVIEW!
Is it better to be a zombie who harvests blood potatoes from human “cows” for sustenance? Or is it better to be a Necro that worship the very entity they consume? OR and hear me out, is it better to be a human-cow, drugged, enslaved, and planted with blood potatoes for the purpose of feeding and sustaining the Vegan Zombie way of life only to be made into meat and fed to other fellow human-cows? Don’t like those choices? Maybe you would be better off as the rotting, putrefied, oozey, gooey, icky God Neck where you service the Necro’s priest for the little fat fuck deems you the embodiment of Necro? No? Well then maybe with these choices you would choose an uprising! Would you stand against your own kind as part of the Necros and save the human race, or would you flee for freedom from the vegan zombies and escape your potato harvesting fate?
Wol-vriey you sick sick fuck. I mean this with love and respect of course. The Vegan Zombie Apocalypse is a viral, disgusting, gut wrenching tale of the Vegan Zombie’s way of life Vs. the Necros way of life. It’s almost like a fucked up Dr. Seuss’ The Butter Battle Book……much more fucked up. I very much considered not finishing this book due to the graphic necro-maggot-bone-fucking-raping-gooey descriptive scenes. Seriously grotesque and it was hard to get through but I wasn’t gonna let that stop me! That’s right Wol-vriey I persevered and here is my review!
Both the Necros and the Vegan Zombies have secret confidential plans to which they each believe will benefit their struggle and bring a more pure religion to their sides. The Necros, have their deity but they also have their heretic, Abel Kane who as developed a pink serum that will cure all humancows of their potato afflictions and make them unusable for further cropping. This sounds all fine and dandy to Abel seeing as he wants to bring the human race back to the top of the food chain if you will. The Necros on the other hand find this to be a form of heresy and treason to the Flesh God Neck, and will stop at nothing to insure that his serum does not make it public. The Necros believe that Necro has created zombies for the purpose of worship and food and that by eradicating the zombies they in turn have gone against their religious beliefs that zombies are to be eaten by Necros and vice versa.
On the Vegan side of this war we have Dr. October. Dr. October has created in his lab two “humans” which he claims are reusable for the purpose of growing and harvesting blood potatoes for the zombies. These two humancows, 15m and 15f, are mate-able beings and will cut down harvest time by a lot. Perfect specimens created for Vegan Zombie sustenance that is growing thinner and thinner with every humancow they have to kill in order to harvest the potatoes. This sounds ideal, however 15f the female, has escaped and joined forces with our pink serum human cow saving heretic Abel whose serum comes with it’s own very large drawbacks.
With all that being said, that doesn’t even scratch the surface of all that goes on in this book. The adventures and the creatures encountered is again….a lot. There are so many changes that creatures undergo and so many places the characters travel that it can be a bit overwhelming as I have found with Wol-vriey’s writing. This does not, however, take away from his amazing ability to tell a story. In my opinion, I feel like this book should have been broken up into a series. Smaller short books would make his writing much easier to digest and keep up with. All in all, once again, glad to have dabbled in Mr. Wol-vriey’s head piece even if sometimes it hurts mine.
Wol-vriey by far is one of the more complex bizarro writers at there. For more on his books and insane worlds visit him at:
https://www.goodreads.com/author/show/5127366.Wol_vriey
And Amazon has all his wacked out adventures for sale!
