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Just in time for Memorial Day: Paul Tarnopol debuts new Jersey Shore Massacre trailer!

Jersey-Shore-Massacre-movie-posterThings I see in the new Jersey Shore Massacre trailer: fist pumping, porn star Ron Jeremy, Pinelands National Reserve (which you don’t want to get lost in, btw), hot women in bathing suits, grenades, ghost stories, a guy in a speedo being cooked alive, and some tortures looking gore.

At first, I was really hung up about a horror film that had to do with MTV’s “The Jersey Shore.” Truth be told, I wasn’t a big fan of the series during its first two seasons. I spent all my summers at The Jersey Shore and I’ve been a full time resident now for two years. I was one of those people who didn’t know how to relax, accept the show for what it was, and have a good time watching. Now, with a little more maturity under my belt I can laugh along with the reruns of the show and I can certainly get into a movie like Jersey Shore Massacre. Why? Well, did you see the specs from the new trailer I just listed above? How could you not want to see a movie like this on a fun summer’s night? It’s obvious that this is more comedy than horror, so why not enjoy?

You can find the new trailer for Jersey Shore Massacre at the end of this post.

Jersey Shore Massacre is written and directed by Paul Tarnopol, who I instantly recognize as having executively produced 2012’s Girls Gone Dead. Speaking of producing, real-life “Jersey Shore” cast member Jenni Jwoww Farley is serving as executive producer on this feature film! She definitely grew to become my favorite cast member on the hit MTV show, for some reasons more obvious than others… Players starring in Jersey Shore Massacre include Danielle Dallacco, Angelica Boccella, Giovanni Roselli (“WWF Raw,” The Wrestler), Chris Lazzaro, Nicole Rutigliano, Ashley Mitchell, Christina Scaglione, Brenton Duplessie, Brett Azar, and featured appearances from Shawn C. Phillips (Ghost Shark, Zombie Babies) and Ron Jeremy (“The Surreal Life,” Bloody Bloody Bible Camp).

“When Teresa and the girls leave their suburban New Jersey salon for a weekend of sun and sin down the shore, they are blindsided by a bizarre twist of events that catapult them from the sands of Seaside Heights to a secluded house deep in the New Jersey Pine Barrens. Frightened by stories of the legendary Jersey Devil, the local population of Pineys and a giant dim-witted neighbor, the girls eagerly return to Seaside Heights where they hook-up with five fist-pumping delinquents who incessantly disrespect all with their reprehensible behavior. As day turns to night, the group converges at a Seaside bar where they are soon ejected for inciting a dance-floor brawl. With nowhere else to go, the group retreats to the house in the Pine Barrens for a night of carnal delights. Blinded by their selfish pursuits, the group remains unaware that their long outstanding debt to humanity is about to be settled – with their lives. One by one, the body count soars as retribution is exacted at the hands of a mentally-deranged killer with much more than just an axe to grind.”

Jersey Shore Massacre will be in select theatres on August 22, 2014 and then it’ll be out on VOD outlets beginning August 26, 2014.

Michael DeFellipo

(Senior Editor)

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