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Elvira Merchandise: New Horror Hosted Movies, Music, and More Coming This October!

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It needs to be October…like…now! I was already excited for my most favorite month out of the year, and I was comfortably set with the list of movies I’ve pre-ordered on DVD. All I had to do was wait. But now I have to work a few more hours at work for a little extra cash because Elvira, Mistress of the Dark is releasing brand new merchandise next month! Horror hosted movies! Music! Online Games! Exclusives! And more! Take my money! Just take it!

You can read the announcement from Elvira herself:

“Hello darlings! Yes, it’s me… that ‘Queen of Halloween’ who looks great on a trampoline… Elvira, Mistress of the Dark.

Now, you may have noticed that I’ve been somewhat absent from your ‘Facey-Hype-Me-Ego-Self-Centered-Book-Chirp-Space’ feed lately. Well, that’s ‘cuz mama’s been out there busting her…uh, well … BUST to bring YOU new tricks and treats for this Halloween! That’s right, not only am I back at Knott’s Scary Farm with an all new circus-themed show, ‘Elvira’s Big Top’, I’m ALSO unleashing new hosted horror flix, new music, new online games, new videos, new exclusive merch… heck, even my PANTYHOSE are new! In fact, the only thing that hasn’t changed is my dress. And ya know what they say, “If she ain’t broke, don’t fix ‘er… but if she IS broke, send money.”

Anyway darling, it’s all coming up as we creep into a month long celebration of scares, screams, and .. unpleasant dreams. XX #queenofhalloween

Michael DeFellipo

(Senior Editor)

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