Spooky Brucey

If you are ever in the Indiana area you MUST go to the haunted attraction The Asylum. This haunted house impresses most visitors but then you get the occasional s tick up the ass jerk who doesn’t …oh well! Now on your way thru stop and say hello to the marvelous Spooky Brucey and tell him The Angry Princess sends all of her red hot love!

1. I am so excited to be talking to you. Hopefully one day I’ll meet you at a convention or something and get a kiss on the cheek! Anyway, you are truly one of a kind and you always have these incredible comebacks. I was glancing thru your pictures and every one of them has these great witty comments. Where did you get your sense of humor?

Well first just let me thank you for being such an absolute sweetheart… as for my sense of humor…well laughter really is the best medicine. I hope that’s true because all the other over the counter medications are getting harder and harder to get without prescriptions. Haha. Okay the real answer is that I grew up on Elvira VHS tapes, Adam West Batman, and Mamas Family reruns …so camp humor and sleaze one liners has played a huge part in my life for a very, very long time.

2. Outside of The Asylum House do you have a regular 9-5er?

I do makeup on occasion for various film groups in our area but as of now I’m a little too preoccupied with my show and movie. I have my priorities in line you know…lol…chase the dream abandon the steady income. Haha.

3. Most fans of yours see you as this androgynous sex kitten. Will you ever settle down and get married? Kids?

Precisely! Androgynous sex kitten…those three words could never be printed together with married and kids outside of your question honey. I just cant see myself getting hitched and especially not having kids. Well I could maybe settle down with the right something or other but never ever get married.

4. Your called “The bastard son of the golden days of Hollywood.” If you could be any celebrity’s spawn who would you choose and why?

I can imagine the stork dumping me on the back lot of just about any studio geez….umm… I’ve always imagined Bette Davis and James Dean as my illegitimate parents… given they somehow bridge that enormous age gap. I’ve also thought maybe Vincent Price and Mae West or Vampira and Bela Lugosi.

5. What’s your favorite horror movie?

Oh gosh I have so many favorites… my all time favorite movie in general would have to be Faster Pussycat Kill Kill… however we’re talking horror films…I’ll pick a top three…Lugosi’s Dracula, I was a Teenage Werewolf, Prom Night 2. They all three sort of represent a separate genre of horror I like.

6. What is your favorite childhood memory?

Either playing with an antenna in a lightning storm or taking down stop signs at the end of the street. No honestly my favorite, well not favorite but the one that stands out in my mind as the absolute strangest childhood memory was this tradition our elementary school had. Our principal was a hunter and for every season they would bring a new taxidermied something or other to put in their window. Thanksgiving = turkey, Christmas = deer, Easter = rabbit…I still wonder whose bright idea it was to dress the windows up with stuffed holiday mascots.

7. Are you addicted to any of the current reality shows out there? Or are they just a bore to you?

People call em a guilty pleasure… please… I honestly think that reality TV is fantastic! Just as long as it has the right personalities and doesn’t seem hopelessly scripted (such as “Next” ughhhh). Hell I even auditioned for the Real World once. I was obsessed with the Real World/Road Rules challenge in high school. CT was so bad ass.

8. You are in the movie The Vile of Life, what is this about?

Oh you certainly have done your research… I didn’t think anyone remembered that. Or was hoping no one remembered that. It was just a little amateur zombie flick where I became infected very uh “Children Shouldn’t Play with Dead Things.” My projects coming up though are much more promising. I’m supposed to be in “The Asylum House Movie” which is multiple short films put together like Creepshow. I star in one that explains Spooky Bruceys back story and host the rest of them.

9. Christmas is a very special time of year. What do you hope is under your tree this year?

Its what’s under the mistletoe that really matters isn’t it honey? Lol. As for under the tree… well I suppose I wouldn’t mind finding a time slot on cable television and maybe some good reviews for my Christmas Special. I’m actually really excited about the Christmas Special we start filming Tuesday. I’ve hosted plenty of midnight movies but have never had one broadcast…

10. What do you see for yourself in the future? Anymore films? Hey maybe a book, an autobiography of the mysterious Spooky Brucey?

I would love to do that! I’ll write a tell all book before one of the old flings can. But I’m afraid that would sort of dash things… I love that my audience is never quite clear on what is truly Bruce and what is SpookyBrucey. Which is why I kept my actual name instead of making up one. I hate it when that magic is ruined when you know they’re just some schmuck in makeup with cue cards. I like for my audience to have that uneasy feeling that maybe he really is what he claims to be.

As for the future I see maybe doing a couple of movies for me but I’m much more interested in doing the horror host gig. With the hosting you can have a great deal more fun…movies are very high stress when compared

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