It’s less than a month until the official start of summer and I’m sure a lot of you have already started planting your bountiful gardens. Some green beans here, some red peppers there… All that’s missing is a little something extra to spruce up your own personal produce market. Horror. Yes, as the horror film junkies that we are, we always look to find some way to infuse blood and guts into any activity we do, even something as simple as hoeing… hoeing your garden, that is. That’s where Revenant FX has come in to help us out with a line of horror film lawn gnomes!
For only $55 you can have a cute, little Jason Voorhees. Freddy Krueger, Michael Myers, Ghostface, Leatherface, Karen Cooper, Ash, Killer Clown, Peter Rotten or Crawling Zombie Gnome of your very own. Each of these lawn gnomes are sculpted out of water and oil clay and casted in premium grade gypsum cement. I have no idea what that means, but I’m pretty sure it translates to “sturdy as fuck.” The casts are then hand-painted and coated in high gloss outdoor sealer to ensure that they survive all the elements while being your gardens line of defense against annoying virgins, mean girls or just anyone who wants to steal your veggies.
All orders ship from Canada and are made by Casper or Sadie from Revenant FX. You can purchase your horror film lawn gnomes from their official website (CLICK HERE) or through their Etsy page (CLICK HERE).
Gypsum cement means it will last a few months outdoors. Water will destroy it from the inside out.