Average children’s stories kind of suck. They’re not funny or interesting. They’re usually just rhyme filled drivel meant to occupy the time between when you first put the children to bed and their fifth glass of water.
It’s our own fault for letting the kids stay up and watch horror movies! Now you have to check under the bed for the fifteenth time, and then go explain to mom why she has to wash the sheets in the morning. Say it one more time before sending them off to sleep… There’s nothing under your f*cking bed!
These quick and clever “stories” are inappropriate fun for the whole family! Based on real life experiences, these are stories that parents can read to themselves, after all the little monsters are tucked in and sound asleep.
Written by Nick Wilkinson, writer and radio personality with the Totally Driven Entertainment Radio Network who lives in Phoenix, Arizona.
With over 14 years of experience in the Behavioral Health Field, he has been working in close contact with kids from all walks of life.
Other Inappropriate Children’s Books include:
Nudies On Your Phone
The Bottle Or The Boob
Picky Eaters Suck
H Is For Heroin
