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Tromaville Declares War on Tinsletown by Safely Replacing Dangerous Fireworks with Hot Sex and Violence for the 4th of July

Troma Entertainment is waving the STAR STRANGLED BANNER to celebrate Independence Day on July 4th, 2019 with exclusively free material found only at Troma Now!

On July 4th, 1776, the thirteen American colonies declared their independence from Great Britain during the blood soaked, limb severing Revolutionary War. Almost 250 years later, Troma Entertainment will be celebrating film independence by declaring war on the Mainstream Hollywood!

Summer in Tromaville will not only be hot, sticky and sweaty, but also gruesome, terrifying and sex-filled! Unlike the overcooked, dead on arrival entrées served on YouTube and Amazon, Troma Now features well-done, deliciously uncensored, FREE material that would make the Founding Fathers rise up from the graves to get a taste.

Following in the patriotic footsteps of George Washington, John Adams and Thomas Jefferson, President Lloyd Kaufman has led the good fight against the fascist Hollywood regime for the last 50 years and shows absolutely no signs of stopping in the pursuit of Freedom, Independence and the right to make a Damn Good Movie!

Instead of holding a tight grip on a firecracker and losing fingers in a grisly explosion, use those digits like a TRUE PATRIOT and take time away from roasting in the sun to experience Troma Now for some truly independent art, by the people and for the people!

Troma Entertainment continues to disrupt the media in its fight for Reel Independence by premiering all new features, shorts and exclusive bonus content on their streaming service, Troma Now, at only $4.99 a month with the first month FREE! New Additions every month!

Written by Blacktooth

(Staff Writer) Lover of all things horror and metal. Also likes boobs and booze.