Recently it’s been announced that both A Nightmare on Elm Street and Halloween will be receiving film adaption in the form of porno spoofs. When I bought Hot Blood Sundae for dirt cheap, I was pretty positive I’d be seeing something along those lines. Surprisingly, there is no sex in this movie; just a lot of ice cream…and crap. Sometimes I look at films and wonder, “Who would actually put their name on this?” and Hot Blood Sundae is one of those films. I think whoever distributed the film was hoping that the Z-List celebrities cast in lead roles would help to sell the film. Former WWE wrestler, actor, and Playboy Bobbi Billard, porn star Akira Lane, and Joanna Lane from Bad Girls Club and For The Love of Ray J all appear in this film. Clearly, all three women need to stick to their other jobs and leave the notion of being actresses behind.
In Hot Blood Sundae, a weird ice cream shoppe owner decides to combine two American past times – ice cream and sex. Created from this merger is an ice cream shoppe that vends ice cream and lots of erotica. The women who work there, called Scoopettes, have to wear mini skirts, thongs, and tank tops as uniforms. Ice cream flavors have names like Oral Orange, Virgin vanilla, and Busty Buttercrunch. All seems to be going as planned, with profits skyrocketing, until a guy wearing an ice cream carton on his head starts butchering people. Add two brainless cops and you have a recipe for disaster!
Ok, where do I start with this. I already said that the acting is beyond terrible. So let’s start with the script. The plot of Hot Blood Sundae is so riddled with plot holes that it is unreal, not that this is very shocking. Even after two or three murders happen and it’s apparent the workers are being killed off, they still keep going to work. I’m almost positive the whole movie was shot in one day because it’s all just shot at night in the same two rooms. On that note, one character says, “I have to go open the store,” and she gets there when the sun is down. What time does the store actually open? Let’s not even talk about the special effects. It’s all just fake blood with zero FX. There are some parts where the killer is stabbing someone with a knife and nothing is happening. No puncture wounds or anything.
This movie is total crap. Avoid, avoid, avoid… If you need to find some sort of rated R softcore porn mixed with horror then you’d be better off searching through Xtube.
i say to avoid your website and reviews. you certainly did not find your calling as a horror movie reviewer either, that's for sure. as evidenced by commenting about how someone had to open the ice cream shop and didn't get there until dusk shows, it is apparent that all of the humor that this movie had to offer was entirely wasted on you. let me guess, you actually believed vicky was looking to get double d's when the actress already has triple d's was another joke you didn't "get". when interpreted literally, this movie will go over about as well as a fart in church but if you watch and appreciate it for what it truly is, you will see b-movie gold. as a fan of this movie for all the reasons you didn't like it, i don't think i will be back for your opinion anytime soon. this site is about as lame as you thought this movie was. print that, bitch!