Eat Your Heart Out Review by Angry Princess
One day I was on Myspace browsing thru the film section and came across this movie "Eat Your Heart Out." I was immediately taken with the films headline "Safe sex will never be the same." I thought to myself "How could this not be interesting?" Sex and horror seem to really be the in thing right now from bringing back Exploitation flicks to horror porn. Does this give you an idea of how fucked up today’s world really is?
Jeffry Shapiro is a car insurance salesman whose love life is just about non existent so he becomes depressed and just wants one reason to get up in the morning, someone to make his life complete. Poor thing goes thru his little black book and was barely recognized by any of the women in there. So he decides to do what any normal horny male will do in a bind, he’ll call an escort service and pay for it.
After even being struck down by the numerous hookers he was knocking it with he finally meets the enticing Pandora who is selling her box for cash but still falls in love with her and asks her to be his fiancé. Jeffry is exposed to this woman’s hunger for flesh and is appalled but STILL in love, will he stay with her and support her sickening habit of making NYC look like just one giant buffet.
The gore was pretty cool in this one, Pandora munches on her victims leaving a bloody disgusting trail for "The Stalker" who is hunting her down with the determination of a dog in heat. Will he catch up to her, or will she just slip thru his violent fingers again? "Eat Your Heart Out" also has plenty of squishy sounding neck breaking noises that caught me off guard and made me cringe.
Alan Rowe Kelly plays the hookers/escorts madam and was quite the character with the mouth of a truck driver, kinda like my fellow bums at bumscorner.com like to say about me. Her existence on film is short lived but totally memorable. In the past week I have reviewed several films and they all were pretty boring or just flat out bad. That just wasn’t part of "Eat Your Heart Out’s" plan, and this movie will show you what a woman has to endure to survive… ya know a girl’s gotta eat!
