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Another 15 Horror Porn Parodies For the Sleazy Horror Fan

 

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Last weak I was sick so I took a few days off of work so I could sit around and rest.  During that time I got a little bored and decided to make a post showcasing 15 horror porn parodies.  That post, which I threw together in just a few minutes, was extremely popular.  In fact, it was so popular that I had to follow it up another 15 more!  So sit back and check out another 15 but keep your hands above the covers!

15. The Whores Have Eyes (The Hills Have Eyes)

In 1977 director Wes Craven created the cult classic The Hills Have Eyes and then followed that up in 1985 with a sequel that was generally panned by critics and movie goers alike.  The film was then remade in 2005 and in 2009 the parody The Whore Have Eyes was released.

14. Edward Penishands (Edward Scissorhands)

Tim Burton, one of my favorite filmmakers, created the classic Edward Scissorhands.  The film, which is innocent in tone, was then parodied in 1991 with the film Edward Penishands and starred Sikki Nixx as the films title role who is mistaken as Nikki Sixx of Motley Crue.

13. Saw: A XXX Parody) (Saw)

The Saw franchise is notable for bringing the torture porn sub-genre to the mainstream.  Soon after the film was parodied in the real adult genre.

12. Official Psycho Parody (Psycho)

Psycho is one of the most influential films ever released and is argued by some as the world’s first slasher film.  However, it took decades for the film to get the porn treatment and that came from the folks over at Zero Tolerance will do several other horror porn parodies.

11. Official Silence of the Lambs Parody

Silence of the Lambs is one of the most celebrated films in horror history so it was only a matter of time before someone turned the story into a fuck flick.

10. Rocki Whore Picture Show

Rocky Horror Picture Show is one of my favorite films of all time and one I watch several times a year with a huge cult following.  However, as much as I love the film there is still tons of horror fans that hate the film which is surprising that this one got the porn parody treatment from Wicked.

9. American Whore Story (American Horror Story)

American Horror Story is an extremely popular show at the moment so it was only fitting that someone turned this show into a cleverly titled horror porn parody.

8. Buffy The Vampire Slayer XXX Parody

No show ruled television in the 90s like Buffy the Vampire Slayer (with the exception of The X-Files).  The show is what opened the doors to the horror genres for many youths at this time.  As popular as this show was it was never considered to for the porn parody until recent years.

7. Paranormal Activity: A Hardcore Parody

Paranormal Activity is the film that single-handedly revitalized the found footage sub-genre (which is not a good thing).  This film is the beginning of a modern franchise and a popular theater flick.  This is the kind of film one would expect to get the porn parody treatment.

6. The Blair Witch Project: A Hardcore Parody

The Blair Witch Project is a pivotal movie in horror history.  This film is credited with ushering in a new sub-genre we now know as found footage.  The film has been parodied since it was first released due to the simplicity of the film so it was no surprise that the film has been parodied several time in the porn industry.  The Most popular is this one.

5. Fuckenstein

Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein, just like Bram Stroker’s Dracula, is one of the most popular stories in horror literature.  Frankenstein’s creation, just like Dracula, has been the subject of countless films including a Burning Angel film.

4. Texas Dildo Masquerade (Texas Chainsaw Massacre)

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre is a cult classic that is know for it’s brutality and lack of compassion for human life and that is why it is shocking that this film has been parodied in the porn industry three times now.  This is the second time I have added a parody of this film to my list and that is for title alone.

3. Gums (Jaws)

Jaws is another classic horror film from the talented Steven Spielberg.  The film was surprisingly parodied not long after the film’s release in what is easily the most entertaining porn parody I have ever seen.  It also involved blowjob obsessed mermaids.

2. Driller: A Sexual Thriller (Michael Jackson’s Thriller)

In the 1980s there was no musical act bigger than Michael Jackson and in 1983 he released the 13 minute music video for his song Thriller directed by John Landis (An American Werewolf in London) and featured an introduction from Vincent Price.  In 1984 the film was parodied in a full length film.

1. Evil Head (Evil Dead)

Evil Dead is easily my favorite horror film of all time along with film’s two follow ups.  The film is a cult classic and full of great gore.  That is why I am shocked that Burning Angel parodied the film with Tommy Pistol in the role of Ash.

Blacktooth

(Staff Writer) Lover of all things horror and metal. Also likes boobs and booze.

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