Zombies Attack Chicago 2011

In October of 2010, zombies attacked Chicago. A small outbreak occurred at 4437 N. Broadway Avenue in which bar patrons were taken hostage by an AWOL military group intent on controlling the epidemic. Six civilians and two officers of the US Army were killed; five of them by unanimous crowd decision in an attempt to contain the outbreak. The attempt failed. Your government doesn’t want you to know this.

Zombie Truth Now will educate and prepare you for the onslaught of the undead through games, demonstrations, Q&As, voting, and volunteerism. All simulations are as interactive as you choose. But don’t worry, all blood use in the demonstrations is washable.

New simulations occur
April 29-May 28, Fridays and Saturdays at 7pm
and cost only $15
(a small price to pay for peace of mind… and piece of brain) .

THIS IS A 21+ DEMONSTRATION
(bring what you learn home to the kids!)
presented by

THE SPOT
4437 N Broadway Ave.
Chicago, IL 60640 (map it)
Watch a tour of the space.
Come early for steaks!

Zombie Truth Now can be found on Facebook as Zombies Attack Chicago, but our members are registered under assumed identities. So don’t look for us, because you won’t find anything.

We managed to hack into this guy’s trailer. How exactly? No comment.

We are a small–but growing–group of volunteers on a humble budget. If you have any of the following supplies or materials and would be willing to donate to our cause, please reply to us and we will arrange to pick it up discreetly:

-Chicago/ Illinois Maps
-Containers (all shapes and sizes welcome, especially with tops)
-Electrical Wire (any length but preferably long with a small gauge)
-Fog Machine, given or loaned
-Lab Coats
-Liquid Latex
-Paint brushes
-Pantyhose
-Plastic Curtains (shower curtains, painter’s plastic, etc)
-Ponchos
-PVC Piping (all lengths and sizes)
-Cotton stuffing
-Retractable/Prop knives
-Rubber/Plastic Tubing (all lengths and sizes)
-Safety Goggles
-Scalpel
-Stage Makeup
-Stopwatch
-Suction cups or sticky circles about 2” diameter
-Weapons found around the house (knives, blunt objects like table and chair legs, baseball bats, golf clubs, batons)
-Rubber Weapons (esp. knives)

The best weapon against zombies is preparedness.
Secure your admission to one of our demonstrations here.

Remember, when zombies attack Chicago, YOU can survive. WE can help.

Sincerely,
Curtis Collins
Co-Founder, ZOMBIE TRUTH NOW