Halloween… the best holiday ever! Right?? We all know that, so instead of giving you deep reasons why, I figured we should just show you a bunch of pictures to explain why we love Halloween so much!
…because this might actually happen in the midwest
…because he has a built in costume
…because oversize shit is creepy
…because oversize shit is REALLY creepy
…because that chin is awesome
…because this makeup trick looks better with cleavage
…because that shit is cool as hell
…because death looks good sometimes
…because everyone is so polite
…because that gives me nightmares
…because huge spiders are creepy as fuck
…because giant spiders are still creepy as fuck
…because giant spiders are creepy (yeah I hate spiders)
…because NOPE!!!
…because its a trap
…because your kids can do it
…because that is cool as fuck
…because orange is the new black
…because cats are cute
…because you have seen this video 100’s of times and it still rocks
…because light makes dark darker
…because Ghostbusters rule
…because you can park anywhere
…because everyone gets a second chance
…because your office gets into it
…because even cheap decor looks cool
…because fog is creepy
…because you can buy cool shit like this
…because this is the only time of year that NEON looks good
…because evil pumpkins are sexy
…because my house should always look like this
…because that is just weird
…because that is weirderer
…because BRAAAAINSSS
…because that looks like my drunk uncle
…because pumpkins are perfect
…because that happened to me once
…because these are not you average dollhouses
…because booze would look good in there
…because septic monster