Death Factory
Directed by Brad Sykes
Brain Damage Films
scribbled by LM Campbell
Why do people make horror films? For their love of film? A driving need to create? Or, for their love of money and a driving need to make more of it?
Occasionally, but then there are those who make the other 99% of horror films: hacks with a lackadaisical ‘how hard could it be to film a horror movie?’ attitude. Death Factory is not a terrible film, but appears happy in its complacency; coupled with poor acting and direction and an utter lack of vision and conviction, Brain Damage’s less-than-newish acquisition is another lowest common denominator horror film, covering what has been done too many times in the past. A monster is stalking a slew of caricature teens in an abandoned factory with a dubious past.
The only way you could earnestly enjoy this film would be by driving an icepick into your brain; wriggle and sluice it around until you hear a pop sound and then press play on your DVD player
. Sadly, the icepick is sold separately…






Sadly the moron who wrote the above review must be retarded. Not only has he not seen the movie but he has his info wrong as well. Sean Tretta was the director, not Brad Sykes. The icepick should be used to reem the guy who wrote the above review. LM Campbell is one of the those guys who casts stones from the computer in his moms basement. It’s sad how people like Mr Campbell feel they can review films they haven’t seen and come off like they are someone who’s opinion should matter. Those who can’t create review. Next time actually watch the movie before you start running your mouth, dipshit.
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Comment by Dustin Lowry 02.19.09 @ 11:34 am