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Albino Farm

Albino Farm is another film about an urban legend with a bunch of freaky inbred misfits that love to grab a hold of the tourists and perhaps eat them for dinner. For a project, four college students are out in the Ozark Mountain town when they start to discuss this local legend. The town also has a century old group of religious fanatics.

Well It seems that the kids get kinda off the project and more into the town legend as they go along. Naturally curiosity gets at them and they decide they just have to go off and explore in those woods for the freaks themselves. If they were smart they would of stuck with just listening to all the horrible stories instead of trying to actually relive it.

Now creeping around they have to face some real life horrors of the most disturbing kind. Body parts are placed in spots and you have to wonder do they like to gnaw on them for a treat? Can these kids escape their terrible fate with maybe some minor cuts and bruises? Or will they end up being a part of some inbreds diet?

I think scariest thing in the whole movie was Bianca Barnett’s character pig bitch. Now she was some inbred looking animal with a pig face and a seemingly a strong sexual appetite. I wouldn’t want to bump into her ass anywhere! Yuk, I was amazed at how well she seemed to skeeve me out in the very short time she was on film.

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5 Comments

  1. I thought the movie was great..Paul Ford in the begining scaring the kids was awesome. Chris Jericho's Role I was really amazed at his acting. And what can you say about the sexy Bianca,Even looking like a pig face she is hot

  2. I live in the actual town that the farm is located at. And I Believe the town is Springfield MO not Shiloh MO. And Based on true events? THERE NEVER WAS ANY ALBINOS AT ALL (well idk i could be wrong) There never was a religious thing that went on at the actual farm And one important thing THERE NEVER WAS ANY MURDERS!!!!!! Hatchet-man's bridge is an actual bridge though but i don't think that there was a killer at the farm at all The Sheedy sisters (Town says they were killed by The farm caretaker with a hatchet witch started the whole hatchet man legend) The sheedy sisters were not killed they died in a nursing So Final word. Hated this movie with a passion It sucks Half a star rating

  3. I live in the actual town that the farm is located at. And I Believe the town is Springfield MO not Shiloh MO. And Based on true events? THERE NEVER WAS ANY ALBINOS AT ALL (well idk i could be wrong) There never was a religious thing that went on at the actual farm And one important thing THERE NEVER WAS ANY MURDERS!!!!!! Hatchet-man's bridge is an actual bridge though but i don't think that there was a killer at the farm at all The Sheedy sisters (Town says they were killed by The farm caretaker with a hatchet witch started the whole hatchet man legend) The sheedy sisters were not killed they died in a nursing So Final word The movie sucks i hate it HALF A STAR RATING