Review by AngryPrincess
Don’t go down to the lake! These kids were warned just like the teenagers in Friday the 13th, but do you think they’ll listen:Hell no! A group of college kids end up on a trip from hell in Texas when they come upon a whole community built on stealing cars and selling the parts. Well what’s a person to do when you get the beautiful set of wheels worth a mint and then there’s that pesky person or people who came in it!
Simple, you just end up chopped yourself. The Dead Don’t Scream was a lot different that I had thought it would be and that is good, it’s nice to see something somewhat different for a change. I thought it would be a slasher running around picking people off one by one, that’s not the case here. Callie talks her cute blonde cousin Tyler into going with them so they can catch up- they are very close, and always have been.
As soon as they get to the lake two hoochie mama’s come over and tease Tyler about a three some and take him into the woods. Callie goes to find him and meets the dark haired Esteban who she senses is just not right. Later they all wake up in a room with others that have been brought there so workers at the factory can get rid of them and place them on the conveyor belt that led them off to be taken care off.
Uncle Buddy runs a tight shift here at the factory, where precious little orca Betsy sits and stuffs her fat face with pretzel after pretzel as her uncle yells out his orders to employees about catching the escaped prisoners before it’s to late. A cat and mouse game is executed between workers and escapee’s and you watch waiting to see the outcome of this horrid situation.
The Dead Don’t Scream has all the ingredients to keep you into the screen time, like lots of hot young bodies in bathing suits, boobs, and blood- what more could you ask for? I liked when Ava showed the twin land beasts how it was and beats their ass after her stating “My turn!” Will anyone survive this desperate scene? Or will they all succumb to the fate that is passed onto them for going out to the lake?
