Director – Lucifer Valentine (Slaughtered Vomit Dolls, Black Metal Veins)
Starring – Ameara Lavey (Slaughtered Vomit Dolls, Slow Torture Puke Chamber), Cinderella Valentine, Lucifer Valentine
Release Date – 2008
Rating – 1/5
I knew I would find myself in a loop reviewing horrible movies. These loops as I like to call them usually come in threes. When I get a slasher or zombie flick in to review I usually find myself reviewing three. I don’t do this on purpose it just usually ends up that way. I, also, find myself watching bad movies in threes. A few days back I watched two bad films followed by a good one. I joked to my wife that this broke my spell but I feel a shit storm was brewing. I was right.
I was sent A Perfect Child of Satan from my friends over at Black Lava. The film is part of the Vomit Gore series from experimental filmmaker Lucifer Valentine. I had never seen any of the films because they didn’t sound interesting to me but because I was sent this one for review I decided to pull the others off the shelves and check them out. I started with the first film,Slaughtered Vomit Dolls which was a waste of time. Now we move on to the second film in the series, ReGOREgitated Sacrifice.
**Spoiler Alert**The film, once again, follows Angela Aberdeen (Lavey) who is a delusional prostitute who suffers from bulimia. She once again incoherently babbles and rants about Satan before killing a few people when she is not throwing up or pissing on people.**Spoiler Alert**
I never had high expectations for theVomit Gore series and Slaughtered Vomit Dolls showed me that I was not missing anything by skipping these films for so long. SVD was a very boring watch that offered up very little that I would call entertainment. Ameara Lavey is mildly hot but seeing her covered in vomit ruined it for me. ReGOREGitated Sacrifice is more of the same with nothing new added.
The acting in this one is, once again, not there. We get a young woman, naturally beautiful, talking about some of the most illogical bullshit about Satan and the like. The fact that she is mildly attractive could have held the viewer’s attention but is ruined by the fact the director is trying to shock the viewer instead of entertain them. This feels like it was another erotic flick for freaks who enjoy vomit and then raised the bar by adding pee to the mix.
Finally, the film does have a few kills, similar to SVD. The kills are great and the effects are top notch. Sadly, they are lost in a film with no story and chaos. The effects are really top notch but they will go unnoticed due to the nature of the film. Overall, ReGOREgitated Sacrificeis another disgrace to indie filmmaking and horror in general. There is literally thousands of videos of people throwing up on Pornhub that has a better story than this one. Skip it.