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Stop the Presses, Elvira Has Her Own Coffee Flavor.

See What I Did There?

She’s got a beer line (which has been discontinued in recent years), she’s got a wine line (available for purchase here), and she’s even got her own line of candy bars and chocolates. But when it comes to shoving something hot and hearty down your throat, Elvira’s got you covered with her own bag of coffee! Mistress of the Dark Roast is now available to purchase through online retailer Community Roaster.

Interested shoppers will be forced to handle Elvira’s two big bags, as orders require you to purchase two 10oz bags at once – in whole bean or as grounds. I’ve started buying coffee for my boyfriend as his supply runs low, so I have to say that $27.70 isn’t a steep price for two bags of coffee; especially with the most iconic horror host of all time donning the label.

Taken directly from Community Roaster’s website, Mistress of the Dark Roast is described as: “The sassy lassie with the classy chassis brings you a dark roast to die for! Shockingly good coffee, and wicked flavor with hints of sweetness and enchanted chocolate. Perfect for full moons, Friday the 13th or everyday coffee drinking.”

Buy your bags of coffee here:

**Please let me know if the above picture is your property so I can give you credit!

Michael DeFellipo

(Senior Editor)

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